no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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