I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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