so that wasnt chicken after all
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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