I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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