After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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