i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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