do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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