I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
do nipples grow back?
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