wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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