are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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