If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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