bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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