I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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