oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
do herpes really smell.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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