Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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