I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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