Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
