Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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