jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We don't watch enough power rangers
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
