He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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