So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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