he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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