I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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