I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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