people are starting to question the shark bite story
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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