Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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