brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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