pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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