i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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