I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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