i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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