That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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