we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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