dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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