Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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