I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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