we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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