I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
she peed on how many people?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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