no. you can't hotbox the world.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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