All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I have aggressive nipples.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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