Your tits are I can't wait for
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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