Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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