Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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