Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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