I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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