Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
whose ass print is on the piano?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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