I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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