Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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