A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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