We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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