I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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