It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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