When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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